Mumbai: Incessant rains since the wee hours today threw normal life out of gear in Mumbai and adjoining areas with the Central Railway's suburban services disrupted due to waterlogging of tracks at some places.   A high tide is forecast later in the day and heavy to very heavy rains are likely to lash Konkan and Central Maharashtra regions in the next 24 to 48 hours.   "The suburban services on Up and Down slow lines have been suspended between Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus (CST) and Thane due to waterlogging at Sion, Masjid and Sandhurst Road stations because of continuous heavy rain," a Central Railway spokesman said.   Meanwhile, those who were not out on road and were getting drenched or wading through water, were a happy lot.  A number of jokes were cracked on the sorry state of Mumbai after rains. We have compiled a few witty tweets for you.